<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4787117903505129730</id><updated>2012-02-16T00:48:35.995-07:00</updated><category term='lodge'/><category term='coyote ugly'/><category term='elks national foundation'/><title type='text'>Elk Ugly</title><subtitle type='html'>The Most Outrageous Fundraiser Yet!</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elkugly.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4787117903505129730/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elkugly.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Elk Ugly</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://photos3.flickr.com/3248213_d2f11bcf26_m.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>8</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4787117903505129730.post-8629143390719780273</id><published>2009-09-29T13:03:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-29T13:21:32.767-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-Aw-W55uM08/SsJsQnUQdEI/AAAAAAAAADE/FLpHVhTF-BM/s1600-h/EU09.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 122px; height: 200px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-Aw-W55uM08/SsJsQnUQdEI/AAAAAAAAADE/FLpHVhTF-BM/s200/EU09.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386987136976188482" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4787117903505129730-8629143390719780273?l=elkugly.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4787117903505129730/posts/default/8629143390719780273'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4787117903505129730/posts/default/8629143390719780273'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elkugly.blogspot.com/2009/09/blog-post.html' title=''/><author><name>Elk Ugly</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://photos3.flickr.com/3248213_d2f11bcf26_m.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-Aw-W55uM08/SsJsQnUQdEI/AAAAAAAAADE/FLpHVhTF-BM/s72-c/EU09.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4787117903505129730.post-213535864725740429</id><published>2008-10-22T21:37:00.003-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-27T16:54:33.501-07:00</updated><title type='text'>DON'T MISS IT!</title><content type='html'>ELK UGLY is THIS Friday and I know you don't want to miss it!&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;We've got girls dancing on bars, cheap beer, peanuts, a dance party with DJ Daryll, and the $1.98 Drag Queen Beauty Pageant hosted by Jurnee!!!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;What's not to love???&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;So make sure you're at the &lt;a href="http://www.elks.org/lodges/home.cfm?LodgeNumber=0692"&gt;Telluride Elks Lodge&lt;/a&gt;, 472 W. Pacific St., at 8pm on Friday Oct. 24th. Admission is a suggested donation of $5, and proceeds benefit the &lt;a href="http://www.elks.org/enf"&gt;Elks National Foundation&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;***For those interested in participating in the Drag Queen Contest, be prepared to show us your best hair toss, your best booty shake, and your best catwalk/lip sync to compete for prizes from Jesse's Salon, the &lt;a href="http://www.nuggettheatre.com/"&gt;Nugget Theatre&lt;/a&gt;, Wizard Entertainment, and Debbie Reynolds!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4787117903505129730-213535864725740429?l=elkugly.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4787117903505129730/posts/default/213535864725740429'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4787117903505129730/posts/default/213535864725740429'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elkugly.blogspot.com/2008/10/dont-miss-it.html' title='DON&apos;T MISS IT!'/><author><name>Elk Ugly</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://photos3.flickr.com/3248213_d2f11bcf26_m.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4787117903505129730.post-8865867796018484138</id><published>2008-09-24T00:36:00.010-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-24T01:17:16.497-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lodge'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='elks national foundation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='coyote ugly'/><title type='text'>What IS this?</title><content type='html'>&lt;font class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;This&lt;/font&gt; is Elk Ugly - the &lt;a href="http://www.elks.org/lodges/home.cfm?LodgeNumber=692&amp;amp;CFID=35150533&amp;amp;CFTOKEN=93700624"&gt;Telluride Elks Lodge's&lt;/a&gt; unique take on "&lt;a href="http://www.coyoteuglysaloon.com/"&gt;Coyote Ugly&lt;/a&gt;." &lt;font class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;This&lt;/font&gt; is a fundraiser for &lt;a href="http://www.elks.org/enf"&gt;Elks National Foundation&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;font class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;This&lt;/font&gt; is open to the public. &lt;font class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;This&lt;/font&gt; is a 21 and over event. &lt;font class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;This&lt;/font&gt; is the home of the &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076971/"&gt;$1.98 Drag Queen Beauty Pageant&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;font class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;This&lt;/font&gt; is where the action is on October 24th! &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4787117903505129730-8865867796018484138?l=elkugly.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4787117903505129730/posts/default/8865867796018484138'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4787117903505129730/posts/default/8865867796018484138'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elkugly.blogspot.com/2008/09/what-is-this.html' title='What IS this?'/><author><name>Elk Ugly</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://photos3.flickr.com/3248213_d2f11bcf26_m.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4787117903505129730.post-5257268696871983366</id><published>2008-09-24T00:12:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-24T01:17:07.503-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Tell me more about . . . ELKS NATIONAL FOUNDATION</title><content type='html'>The &lt;a href="http://www.elks.org/enf"&gt;Elks National Foundation&lt;/a&gt; is a non-profit organization that provides money for scholarships, youth activities, veterans, and &lt;a href="http://www.coloradoelks.org/programs/laradon.htm"&gt;Elks' major state projects&lt;/a&gt; through the &lt;a href="http://www.elks.org"&gt;Benevolent and Protective Order of Elks&lt;/a&gt;. In the fiscal year 2008-2009, ENF will give out over $17,000,000. In the state of Colorado alone, they will give out nearly $300,000. For every dollar we contribute, ENF gives back $1.65 to the state.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4787117903505129730-5257268696871983366?l=elkugly.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4787117903505129730/posts/default/5257268696871983366'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4787117903505129730/posts/default/5257268696871983366'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elkugly.blogspot.com/2008/09/tell-me-more-about-elks-national.html' title='Tell me more about . . . ELKS NATIONAL FOUNDATION'/><author><name>Elk Ugly</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://photos3.flickr.com/3248213_d2f11bcf26_m.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4787117903505129730.post-1435981489483799005</id><published>2008-09-24T00:10:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-24T01:16:56.595-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Tell Me More About... The $1.98 Drag Queen Beauty Pageant</title><content type='html'>Elk Ugly is not just a night for the girls to shine on the bar. It's a chance for guys to show off their best assets, too - in drag! Compete for Best Hair Toss, Best Booty Shake, Best Catwalk, and "Ride the Pole" to earn money for ENF! We'll have prizes and guest judges! Want some tips on how to work the strip pole? Check out this &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fifPGODUcbY"&gt;YouTube video&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4787117903505129730-1435981489483799005?l=elkugly.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4787117903505129730/posts/default/1435981489483799005'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4787117903505129730/posts/default/1435981489483799005'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elkugly.blogspot.com/2008/09/tell-me-more-about-198-drag-queen.html' title='Tell Me More About... The $1.98 Drag Queen Beauty Pageant'/><author><name>Elk Ugly</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://photos3.flickr.com/3248213_d2f11bcf26_m.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4787117903505129730.post-1039003328471663241</id><published>2008-09-24T00:04:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-24T07:18:14.324-07:00</updated><title type='text'>How Do I Register For the Drag Queen Contest?</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;It's easy! Just send an email to elkugly@yahoo.com! Include your stage name, hobbies, pet peeves, and stats - height, shoe size, &amp;amp; lipstick color - and you'll be entered into the contest!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Then all you have to do is show up at the &lt;a href="http://www.elks.org/lodges/home.cfm?LodgeNumber=692&amp;amp;CFID=35150533&amp;amp;CFTOKEN=93700624"&gt;Telluride Elks Lodge&lt;/a&gt; (472 W. Pacific Ave.) at 8pm on October 24th dressed to kill!!!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;(If you just can't get an email to me before Oct. 24th, or you manage to convince a friend to do it with you at the last minute, registration will be available at the door from 8pm-8:30pm the night of the 24th.)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4787117903505129730-1039003328471663241?l=elkugly.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4787117903505129730/posts/default/1039003328471663241'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4787117903505129730/posts/default/1039003328471663241'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elkugly.blogspot.com/2008/09/how-do-i-register-for-drag-queen.html' title='How Do I Register For the Drag Queen Contest?'/><author><name>Elk Ugly</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://photos3.flickr.com/3248213_d2f11bcf26_m.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4787117903505129730.post-1987553218641278056</id><published>2008-09-24T00:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-24T01:38:11.426-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Not an Elk Ugly Dancer... Not a Drag Queen... Over 21... WHAT AM I?</title><content type='html'>YOU are &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;our&lt;/span&gt; guest! This event is open to the public, and we need witnesses to the spectacle! Come on out &amp;amp; have some fun! Suggested donation at the door is $5 per person. Be sure to bring plenty of cash to tip the dancers &amp;amp; bartenders!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4787117903505129730-1987553218641278056?l=elkugly.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4787117903505129730/posts/default/1987553218641278056'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4787117903505129730/posts/default/1987553218641278056'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elkugly.blogspot.com/2008/09/not-elk-ugly-dancer-not-drag-queen-over.html' title='Not an Elk Ugly Dancer... Not a Drag Queen... Over 21... WHAT AM I?'/><author><name>Elk Ugly</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://photos3.flickr.com/3248213_d2f11bcf26_m.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4787117903505129730.post-1032746825354480410</id><published>2008-09-22T21:22:00.004-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-27T16:55:09.051-07:00</updated><title type='text'>DJ Daryll &amp; Jurnee</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-Aw-W55uM08/SP_93hVL1DI/AAAAAAAAACw/Wu-5r8z8jIY/s1600-h/Jurnee.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 162px; height: 200px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-Aw-W55uM08/SP_93hVL1DI/AAAAAAAAACw/Wu-5r8z8jIY/s200/Jurnee.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5260202020073886770" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's not just about dancing on the bar...&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;How lucky are we to have DJ Daryll for our dance party?!?!? We can't WAIT for him to put out the tunes on Friday night!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;And our luck didn't stop there - we've got the beautiful Jurnee as our Mistress of Ceremonies! A pro at emcee-ing drag queen contests in NYC, we're ready for the over-the-top treatment we know she can give us!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Don't be the only one NOT at this fab event!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4787117903505129730-1032746825354480410?l=elkugly.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4787117903505129730/posts/default/1032746825354480410'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4787117903505129730/posts/default/1032746825354480410'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elkugly.blogspot.com/2008/09/dj-daryll-jurnee.html' title='DJ Daryll &amp; Jurnee'/><author><name>Elk Ugly</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://photos3.flickr.com/3248213_d2f11bcf26_m.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-Aw-W55uM08/SP_93hVL1DI/AAAAAAAAACw/Wu-5r8z8jIY/s72-c/Jurnee.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry></feed>
